glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I think makeup companies ought to rework their branding if a shade of foundation literally called “alabaster” is too dark to match my complexion.

Some name ideas for extremely-pale makeup colors:

-Ghostbusted

-He’s Dead, Jim

-Exsanguinated

-Pierrot the Clown

-Articulated Medical Skeleton

-Nosferatu

-Shelob Envenomation

-Giant Isopod

-Cave Salamander

(via silkmouse)